Hola my darling hearts,
There’s this magical woman I know.
Her name is Loran.
(Also known as Queen Loran, Priestess of them alllllllllllllllll…)
And she’s taken every single one of my e-courses, meditation kits & workbooks since time began.
And heckled me (lovingly) for ages to create a permanent online circle.
Then signed up for the Goddess Circle as soon it was announced.
And is now a Goddess Mentor there, helping goddesses settle in, washing them over with her loving heart, sage wisdom, and rampant giggle snorts.
She’s a Chief Donkey Rider Support Officer – for anyone who needs a bit of cheerleading, she’s there with her rainbow pom poms.
AND THEN SHE MADE THIS VIDEO:
And I proceeded to laugh so hard I wheezed off my chair.
She bought rainbow coloured pom poms. Just to shake for her internet goddess sisters.
HOW CAN SHE TOP THIS?
She TOTALLY does.
This is for every goddess who is going through a hard time. Who needs love and encouragement.
It’s lovingly called “Giant Panda Balls suck”
I CAN’T STOP GIGGLING.
My heart is singing.
Anytime I get lost, I’m going to sing this over and over to myself…
“Giant panda balls suck! Gooooooooooo donkeys!”
Oh my goshness, women are miracles.
Forever love, wild women & giggle snorts,
P.S. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR DO NOT LIKE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU GIGGLESNORT. Goddess Dionne, another magical mentor decided to do biological research to investigate the Giant Panda Ball phenomenon further. All in the name of research. And gigglesnorts.
P.P.S. I’m pretty sure I just made your Monday. YOU ARE WELCOME.