OHHHHH GUYYYYYYYYSSSS

SO.

Y’all (probably) know I’m one of those Scorpios that LOVES to throw herself into the deep end of conversation and talk about the most secretive topics… like sex, religion, money, mental health and death.

Why talk about the weather when you can talk about the JUICY STUFF?

In the spirit of Scorpio-ness, I’m sharing a webinar about essential oils that support hanky panky urges and bonky bonk times.

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.

It’s happening this Friday at 7am (Australian Eastern time). Other timezones: Thursday 2pm US Pacific and Thursday 10pm London, England. Time zone convertor here.

Jump into my Essential Oils Facebook group here to watch!

I also created some truly incredible Instagram Story images because I AM AN ARTISTE!

I am also INCREDIBLY SUBTLE.

BEHOLD!

My grandmother used to call me “All Ass and No Class.” However, this IS the sassy grandmother that flashed her black bra at my husband the first time he met the family. SOOOOO… to you I say, dear Granny… you taught me well. Ha!

DIS GONNA BE FUNNNNNNNN!

With love and bonky bonk vibes,