Just me again.
With another one of those funny, short cheerleader videos. You know, those ones I do with tips and shit about how to be happier + make more moolah + magic in the world. You know, if you actually LIKE that sort of thing.
You can watch it if you want. Or again, sea sponge yourself in the eye because you’d rather be a grumpy, broke, perpetually-procrastinating, eternally-burnt out fluffy duck.
You totes have free choice in da matter.
You can think of these little ditties as PRODUCTIVITY VIAGRA.
But cheaper. And potentially less shame around the whole thing. Oh I don’t care. Judgement free zone around here.
I will stay pregnant. For at least the next minute.
Until my waters break.
Nope. Still pregnant.
Suspenseful, isn’t it?
While we are waiting for me to pop a baby, just watch the video okay?
Then go do your important shit.
And take care of you. Because you = the most incredibly valuable, rare resource you’ll ever have.
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