Spreadsheet Orgasms & Money Magic: An Accountant Gets Real About Profit

Brilliant friends,

When two biz buddies realise they were born in the same tiny Aussie town (we’re basically cousins)… you know the convo is gonna go sideways soooooo freaking fast.

In this week’s episode of The Leonie Dawson Show, I’m having a chat with my hometown homey accountant-turned-money-coach Clare Wood — and it’s equal parts hilarious, sweary, and wildly practical. As per usual. We’re diving into profit, money dates, and why being the “head Nicole” in your friend group might be sucking the soul outta ya.

Clare Bear also dishes about how she went from full-blown panic attacks before public speaking to getting so comfy she’ll HANDCUFF ME ON STAGE LIKE A PERVERT. Fair warning: there are tales of ancestors dry-humping behind pubs, horny bridesmaid energy, and spreadsheet orgasms. So yeah… probably not one to play in the car with the kiddos.

Here’s what you’ll get outta this glorious chat:

• 👀 Why ignoring your money doesn’t make it go away — it just makes the tax office cranky
• 🩵 The simple weekly and monthly money dates that turned Clare’s finances (and marriage!) around
• 🎤 How to ditch your public speaking fear using the good old “just keep doing it till it’s not terrifying anymore” method
• 💀 The “death box” (aka “fearless folder”) every couple needs — it could save your loved ones a world of stress
• ☕ Why your daily coffee isn’t the financial villain — but your mortgage rate and insurance policy might be
• ✨ How to start investing with literally $10 a week
• 🤑 Why focusing on profit (not just more revenue) is where the real magic — and freedom — lives

Listen here on:

• Spotify
• Pocketcast
• Apple Podcasts

SOOOOO GOOD! (Also don’t Clare and me kinda look related in a bizarre way for two people who were born mere metres apart??? We have checked and we AREN’T actually related… maybe it was the Proserpine water we imbibed upon in our youth???)

Righto! THANKS CUZZZZZZZZ

big love,