Gorgeous souls, 

Tam and I got WILDLY into it this week. We’re talking energy hygiene — how to clear your energy, protect your space, shield your biz, and yes, even your bloody phone. Because that thing is an actual energy portal that can zap ya!

We share the actual daily rituals we use (salt scrubs! crystal grids! hands in the dirt at 6am!), Tam debuts her new favourite concept — Resting Bitch Energy (RBE) — and I tell the story of the enormous black obsidian dildo I placed on my property boundary to deal with a dic*head neighbour. As you do.

If you’re a sensitive, spiritual creative who absorbs everyone’s feelings like a human sponge, feels fuzzy and anxious for no good reason, or suspects your phone might be energetically fuc*ing with your sleep… this one’s for you, possum.


💗 What we get into:

  • 🦄 How to call your soul back into your body (and the signs it’s wandered off — hello clumsiness, brain fog + random anxiety)
  • 📤 Why you literally cannot process another person’s feelings for them, and how to return their energy to sender
  • 🧂 Salt scrubs, salt bowls, black salt, and keeping salt next to your bed
  • 💅 Tam’s RBE — Resting Bitch Energy — aka the BEST protection upgrade
  • 😇 Working with angels, guides + well ancestors (and why you do NOT want to call in your batshit crazy recent ancestors)
  • 💎 Crystal gridding your property with black tourmaline, obsidian, rose quartz + more
  • 📝 Sigils for protection (ancient practice, dead easy to do)
  • 🪴 Smoking herbs, resins, essential oils + DIY mist sprays
  • 📱 Your phone as an energy portal — why it doesn’t belong in your bedroom
  • 🧬Using your ancestry DNA to find YOUR ancestral spiritual traditions (I took mine to Claude and it was FASCINATING)
  • 🧘‍♀️Outsourcing to energy healers + body workers when the DIY isn’t enough
  • 🛑 Boundaries as energy protection. Full stop.
  • 💗 Nurturing your energy through joy, creativity, nature + community


💎 Gems from this episode:

  • Your soul can drift just a couple of inches out of your body — and it shows up as anxiety, clumsiness, feeling not-quite-yourself. A 30-second practice of calling it home can shift everything.
  • You can’t heal someone else’s energy for them. That’s their job. When you’re holding their stuff, your body gets confused because it can’t DO anything with it. Give it to the earth. Even shit turns into gold in the ecosystem.
  • Kids under seven will naturally show up in your energy field. That’s normal + healthy — they’re building their systems off yours.
  • The strongest protection isn’t an elaborate ritual that makes you late for everything. It’s being SO full of your own energy there’s no room for anyone else’s.
  • Your phone is an energy portal to the world. Remove it from the bedroom. Place crystals near your computer. Write a prayer in your notes app. It sounds woo and it WORKS.


🗣️ Quotes we loved:

“I actually think I have RBE — Resting Bitch Energy. Stuff doesn’t stick to that.” — Tam

“You can’t process another person’s feelings for them. You can’t heal their energy for them. That is their job and theirs alone.” — Leonie

“Your imagination is for seeing what’s really there.” — Tam

 

 

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