Bunches of questions re: our 7 day cwazy pre-order sale
which starts in mere HOURS.
Lemme answer them for ya!
1. DATE CONFUSION: It’s the 20th in Australia! Why isn’t the pre-order sale open yet?
As always, we are working with an audience that has different time zones and is in different days. I’m sorry – I know this brings confusion.
We’ll be straddling both days and releasing later today Australian time.
2. OMFG WILL I MISS OUT?
No. Calm your tits. Calm your beautiful, beautiful tits. I’ve set aside 10,000 packages for pre-orders. We only had 3,000 last year. So we won’t run out in 24 hours.
3. WILL I GET PRINTED WORKBOOKS FREE IF I AM AN ACADEMY MEMBER?
Yes – if you are a $497 member or a part payment planner. That’s a brand new bonus we’ve just released!
If you are an earlybird or Life Access Only member, you need to check your email. If you haven’t got it, you need to email firstname.lastname@example.org to find out about adding a workbook upgrade to your membership.
4. IF I JOIN THE ACADEMY NOW OR LATER, WILL I GET THE WORKBOOK COLLECTION?
Yes. Sign up to the Academy before 30 September. We’ll be closing enrolments for the year by then. And you’ll get the complete printed collection in the mail!
5. WHAT IS DIFFERENT THIS YEAR IN THE WORKBOOK COLLECTION?
- Workbook content: no significant overhaul, just updating & polishing & adding resources
- New stronger binding on all books
- Diary/planner – new weekly design
- Diary/planners have new durable cover
- Diary/planners have 2 pages of stickers included (!!!!!)
- Diary/planners have elastic band to hold it all together
- All books will have non-shiny paper to reduce smudging issues experienced in 2016.
6. CAN I LOOK INSIDE THEM?
Niet, sorry lovebugs. We don’t have proofs back from the printers yet to do video flickthroughs – we will do that before we open the shopping cart again in November. They will have a similar look and feel to 2016 though.
7. WHAT PENS WILL I BE ABLE TO USE?
Any pens you like! However – because we’ve had to swap back to non-shiny paper, Sharpies may have some seepage through to the other side. We’ve tried to get thicker paper with as much sheen as we can in matte, but it definitely won’t be the super glossy look from last year. I know some of you absolutely loved the gloss. I also know many people (especially left-handers) had difficulty using the workbooks because of smudging. At the end of the day, being able to actually write in the workbooks in my biggest priority. Love to you all!
8. WHEN WILL THE BOOKS BE SHIPPED?
9. WHEN WILL SHOPPING OPEN FOR WORKBOOK SEASON?
10. WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH?
Japanese teriyaki chicken and Peroni beer. Awwwww yiss.
11. CAN I BUY WORKBOOK PACKAGES AS GIFTS?
12. CAN I BUY MORE THAN ONE WORKBOOK PACKAGE?
Yes. No limits! Go crazy, girl!
13. CAN I AFFILIATE PROMOTE THE WORKBOOK PREORDER?
Sorry darlinghearts, no. As with last year, pre-orders are not open to affiliate promotions, because we’ve already reduced the price by over 60% and there isn’t any profit left in to pay out to affiliates. You can go to town on affiliate promotions when we open the cart in November though. Last year we paid out over $400,000 to affiliates!!!!!
14. I WILL CHANGE MY ADDRESS BEFORE YOU SHIP IN MID NOVEMBER
That’s fine – we will be emailing ALL pre-orders closer to November to confirm/change addresses before we send!
15. CAN I BUY PRODUCTS INDIVIDUALLY DURING THE PRE-SALE?
No, sorry pet. Pre-sale is only for the complete package. You can buy things separately later this year in November when we open again for workbook season.
16. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Today I’m in my usual corporate uniform! Superman pyjama pants, one of my husband’s t-shirts and a stained jumper.
ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
Hit me up boo! Email email@example.com
Thank you for all your excitement!
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