My sweet souls,

Picture this: you’ve got a massive March launch planned. The to-do list is longer than your unicorn tail. You’re READY. And then?

You fall up the stairs.
Your back seizes like it’s auditioning for a Victorian fainting scene.
Your menstrual cycle decides to personally assassinate your ADHD meds.
And Mercury? Mercury is out there doing… something. Retrograding? Microwaving? Filing paperwork against you? WHO KNOWS.

Welcome to launch week, my loves.

In this raw, hilarious, slightly unhinged but deeply grounded episode, I share EVERYTHING that went sideways in one wild pre-launch week — and the surprisingly practical, slightly witchy, very human toolkit that helped me claw my way back to clarity, momentum, and joy.

We’re talking beef liver capsules.💊
Frankincense smoke bombs. 💨
Kinesiology. ⚡
Emergency osteopath visits. 🦴
Altar resets. 🦄
Metamucil hacks. 🍎

This is what it actually looks like behind the curtain of a successful launch.

And we also go there — into the inner terrain. The fear. The freeze. The false belief that everyone else has it together while you’re internally feral.

Spoiler: they don’t.
I promise you they don’t.

🌿 Topics Covered:

  • 🫣 What really happens behind the scenes of a launch (the chaos no one puts on Instagram)

  • 🔥 How Backstage Pass was born — and why 111 humans jumped in at $111 (yes, we went full angel-number fever dream and it WORKED)

  • 💊 Supplement timing hacks for neurodivergent brains — and why Metamucil is the unsung hero of my business operations

  • 🕯️ Energy clearing practices that actually hold me together : altar resets, saining, smudging with frankincense, myrrh, and dragon’s blood resin

  • 🌿 Grounding rituals before and after deep coaching calls

  • 💫 Kinesiology and energetic support during intense seasons

  • 🚀 Take Action Club + Grow Mastermind: what they are and how Backstage Pass works inside them

  • and MORE launch truths

Life happens to everyone. Launching, I’ve discovered, isn’t just a sales strategy. It’s a spiritual initiation.

It stretches you. 
It exposes your tender spots.
It forces you to upgrade your systems, your support, your self-trust.

You walk in one version of yourself…
and you walk out bigger, wider, braver.

That’s the real ROI.

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If you’ve ever thought,
“Why does this feel so hard for me?”
“Am I the only one who melts down mid-launch?”
“Is success supposed to feel like this??”

This episode is your backstage pass to the truth.

big love,