Darlinghearts,

Want to know what I’m REALLY like in person? I’m… exactly like I am online. I genuinely see NO POINT in having an “online persona” that’s different from who I am. That would be freaking EXHAUSTING!!!!

I always find it so weird when people meet me in person and they say “oh my god, you’re EXACTLY who you are online”.

WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I BE?!

I remember going to Melbourne with my old cubicle boss, Lily, who is still one of my best mates. We were meeting up with a bunch of online friends and one of them said, “Leonie, online you’re a bit much, and I thought, surely she’s not going to be like this in person”…

Then my boss piped in and said “I’ve sat next to Leonie for seven years now and this does not stop”.

Love always,