Love bugs,

Fun fact for you today:

I may not have testicles, but I sure do have an enormous vag.

And that’s important information to know, in my book!

If I had balls, they would be the biggest balls in the world. But I don’t have balls, I’ve got a pussy. And so I like to consider that pussy as being like the Mariana Trench of the vagina world.

So large, so powerful, so poignant. It has its own weather systems, it’s own gravitational force

Maybe even, we could consider it the eighth wonder of the world?

Imagine that!

Love always,