fbpx
In Praise Of Ordinary Christmases…

In Praise Of Ordinary Christmases…

Hola dearhearts, I’m not sure what it is I need to say, and yet I know I must say it. I want to say: I hope you are having a merry Christmas filled with love and kindness and laughter but I also want to say: It’s okay if you’re not. Truly, it’s okay. It doesn’t have...
HERE COMES SANTA LEONIE: FREE GOODIES FOR ALL!

HERE COMES SANTA LEONIE: FREE GOODIES FOR ALL!

Hi lovelies, I AM MOTHERFUCKING SANTA CLAUSE. But way more sweary. And, might I say it, far more sexually active. Probably. ANYWAYS! GUYS! We just survived 2016! Cue every meme of us: To celebrate the fuck out of the fact that we justttt made it… I’m...